Christian Suburbanite, washed down the toilet

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: January 24, 2002

At last, my crowning piece of cosmetic surgery is complete!
Can I sit up yet?
Yes. Remove the bandage, sit up and let me see the beauty I have transformed your face into.
Okay, here goes...
Decepticons!
No shit, pixel-boy! Now pass me some of that medicinal alcohol!