Harry Potter with a Vengeance- Part 4

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: February 3, 2002

Right, now I'm going to remove your knob and replace it with your head.
Hold on a fucking minute! Isnt that Jesus over there?
Really?
Ah! He got away!
Get that bastard for me. I'm not really Jesus, he just thought nailing me to a tree would be 'really fucking funny'.