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| That cunt Dr Who was no fucking help at all. I'd better give my gang a phone. | |
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| Hello? Fellowship of the Ring? Frodo speaking. | |
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| What did I fucking tell you, we're a fucking gang! Fellowships are gay! Where are you anyway? | |
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| I'm on my mobile. I'm in a disco with Pippin and Merry, er, I mean H-Doggg. | |
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| A disco? Wait a fucking minute - is that YMCA I hear in the background? | |
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