Harry Potter with a Vengeance - Part 6

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: February 3, 2002

That cunt Dr Who was no fucking help at all. I'd better give my gang a phone.
Hello? Fellowship of the Ring? Frodo speaking.
What did I fucking tell you, we're a fucking gang! Fellowships are gay! Where are you anyway?
I'm on my mobile. I'm in a disco with Pippin and Merry, er, I mean H-Doggg.
A disco? Wait a fucking minute - is that YMCA I hear in the background?