Harry Potter with a Vengeance - Part 8

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: February 3, 2002

Mike, where the fuck did you find this mook, and how the fuck is he going to save us from Potter's rampage?
Relax, Javier. They say that music can sooth the savage beast, so I've hired Darius to sing calming songs to Harry. I told him if he helped us, you'd use your powers to make him famous.
Famous, eh?
6 months later...
Hey, aren't you the guy off of goatse.cx?
I am going to kill that bastard Javier...