CC100 - Tales from the retirement home

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: February 15, 2002

HELLO THERE YOUNG LAD; COME TO HEAR SOME MORE STORIES; OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG?
OH DAMMIT GRANDPA; PLEASE TURN UP YOUR HEARING AID; I'M TIRED OF SHOUTING.
AND HOW IS YOUR MOM? IS SHE STILL SAYING I'M MAD? SHE DOESN'T GET IT.
SHE SAYS YOU'VE LOST IT; IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO; YOU SHOULD LET IT LIE.
BUT HE SPOKE IN CAPS; MADE THE DOCTOR A SQUIRREL; AND DID NOT SUCK DICK!
LOOK, JUST ACCEPT IT; CRABBY WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE; WHILE YOUR COMIC SUCKED.