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| I can't believe it's been over twelve years since I turned down that threesome with the two goth girls at the student union. | |
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| I know! What were you thinking? | |
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| In my defense, I thought it was some kind of prank. I was expecting one of them to reveal they were Ashton Kutcher in a mask, but I'd still have to go through with it. | |
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| Ashton Kutcher? You mean you'd have to blow Jobs? | |
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| This is why everyone leaves. | |
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