A Vonnegut-esque tale where a character meets his author

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: March 1, 2015

Grr! Womack and Womack will eat your babies!
Afraid I'm no good to you, Womack. I'm mid-thirties, single and childless.
It's crap, I tell you. I barely get to go out these days because everyone has kids. It's not like the good old days.
I'll get my address book.