CC623 - Am I original? Yeah.

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: September 23, 2015

Uh, hello? I'm here for the backstreet abortion?
Just a minute, I'll get my tools.
Right, just lie down on that mattress over there and I'll be with you in a minute.
That mattress over there with the dead heroin addict on it?
Dead? Crap - I hope you weren't expecting any anaesthetic.