CC623 - Am I everything you need?

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: September 23, 2015

You know, I'm having second thoughts about this backstreet abortion.
Are you sure? You'd be missing out on the loyalty scheme.
Loyalty scheme?
For every ten abortions you get a free cup of coffee.
Has anyone ever taken you up on the offer?
To be honest, nobody survives the first one. I'm starting to think the coffee machine was a bad investment.