He got leather. He got car.

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: February 26, 2002

Hey Shakira! How did the big date with Steve last night go?
It was terrible. He only went and mistook my breasts for mountains.
No way! How could he do such a thing?
I dunno. I mean, they're small and humble, so I don't see how he could make such a mistake.
I never liked him anyway.
And you have to ask- why did he bring an icepick and a flag to the date anyway? I needed fourteen stitches!