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| Hey Shakira! How did the big date with Steve last night go? | |
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| It was terrible. He only went and mistook my breasts for mountains. | |
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| No way! How could he do such a thing? | |
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| I dunno. I mean, they're small and humble, so I don't see how he could make such a mistake. | |
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| I never liked him anyway. | |
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| And you have to ask- why did he bring an icepick and a flag to the date anyway? I needed fourteen stitches! | |
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