Quote me on this

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: March 5, 2002

"Hi there!"
Sorry, what did you just say?
"Hi! That's all I said. No need to get so snippy."
No, sorry. There's something weird going on there, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Do you have a speech impediment?
"Why do guys always act like this? Is it something I'm saying?"
Are you foreign? Is that it?