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So, Britney Spears has a new boyfriend, But who is it?
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| Hello, I'm Darius. Could I be Britney's new man? I would obviously be the talented one in the relationship. | |
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| Or could I, Davros, have lured Britney into my lab, only to use her DNA to build an evil clone army to take over the world? | |
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| IS ROBO-JURY GUILTY OF BEING BRITNEY'S NEW MAN? | |
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| I'm paralysed, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be a good boyfriend. As long as Britney doesn't mind feeding me and helping me do the toilet. | |
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| It could be me! I've heard Britney just loves biscuits, and mine have that special ingredient. That's if my mum approves. | |
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| I will claim Spears as my own! That's provided that pesky He-Man doesn't ruin Operation Popstrel Court Smarm Date Offense. | |
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