Hit me baby six more times

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: March 15, 2002

So, Britney Spears has a new boyfriend, But who is it?
Hello, I'm Darius. Could I be Britney's new man? I would obviously be the talented one in the relationship.
Or could I, Davros, have lured Britney into my lab, only to use her DNA to build an evil clone army to take over the world?
IS ROBO-JURY GUILTY OF BEING BRITNEY'S NEW MAN?
I'm paralysed, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't be a good boyfriend. As long as Britney doesn't mind feeding me and helping me do the toilet.
It could be me! I've heard Britney just loves biscuits, and mine have that special ingredient. That's if my mum approves.
I will claim Spears as my own! That's provided that pesky He-Man doesn't ruin Operation Popstrel Court Smarm Date Offense.