The best thing since sliced bread is in fact more bread

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: April 25, 2002

Hmm, the kids don't like brown bread, yet it is better for them.
That is correct. So I have decided to hide grains of tasty goodness in white bread, and give it an exciting name. The kids'll lap it up!
That's a great idea! What sort of exciting name did you have in mind?
Well, I was originally thinking of "Super Bread 23" but I eventually came up with "Mighty White".
Hold on, this tasty goodness in your bread. That wouldn't happen to consist of semen, would it?
You mean there's another kind of tasty goodness?