What if you held the world in your arms tonight

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: May 7, 2002

Hello. I'm Lou Reed, formerly of the Velvet Underground, and I've instructed my lawyers to sue you for copyright infringement.
Hee hee, you're silly! I made a strip about you, but I couldn't find a Lou Reed character, so your part is played by the phone.
BAWK! I am POO Reed. I'm SO lame and I am CONTROLLED by an Australian megalomanic!
Tither!
Hold on- what the hell was that all about?
Tee hee! Boys are lame!