Fucking with the rotation

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: July 24, 2002

Can I help you?
Hi. Yes, I was wondering if you had seen my trousers. I think I left them in this neighbourhood somewhere.
Tragically, no. How I would love to see a nice pair of colourful trousers, but alas I have seen none and my life remains in black and white.
What? Are you saying that the sight of my trousers may cause you to burst into colour, much like in the film Pleasantville?
Why, yes I do! May I join you on your trouser quest?
Ummmm, no. To be honest, you're scaring me. Bye!