Alzheimers Lizard annoys random People - Part the Second

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 1, 2002

Excuse me young woman. How much for a piece of your sweet, sweet ass?
Eh? I'm not a woman. I'm a hot-blooded male who just happens to be wearing a skirt and a truly horrible shirt.
No need to get so snarky with me, milady. Is it your time of the month?
What? I told you, I'm not a girl! Are you not listening or something?
So, how about it, babes. Fifty bucks for the bet bang you ever had.
I'm not telling you again, I'm not a - hold on. Fifty bucks? This way, please.