Has it come to this?

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: August 12, 2002

You! You're the one who cruelly discarded me in favour of more recent comic creations!
Yes, that is correct. I grew weary of your incessant swearing and macho posturing, so I decided to retire you.
How could you do such a thing? I have served you well, have I not?
Don't worry, I've had a new idea for you, but with a few subtle changes. You may have noticed you can no longer swear.
F-f-fudge it! What are you doing to me? I feel... different!
From now on, you will be "Javier the Flamboyantly Homosexual Warlock". Now hold on and I'll fetch your gimp suit.