Patrick Stewart in 'Forever Young' - Part I

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: October 15, 2002

by kramer_vs_kramer
10-15-02
It's Patrick Stewart's 39th Birthday
Sigh, 39 today. It's all down hill from here. If only I could regain the lost youth that I pine for constantly.
Hey, Patrick Stewart! Would you like some of my elixir of youth?
What, elixir of youth?
Yeah, it will keep you young for all eternity. Or until you get brutally murdered or something. Look at me, I'm 239!
And there are no side effects?
Well, it dissolved my trousers, but I think that was just bad luck.