Shake well, hold can 15 centimetres away and spray

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: October 26, 2002

by kramer_vs_kramer
10-26-02
So yeah, my name's Kelly, and I major in Science at the local college.
Well, it's nice to meet you Kelly, and HOLY SHIT! You've got a massive fucking hump growing out your back!
I know, I was born with it, and there's nothing the doctors can do about it.
You fucking freak! You're like the hunchback in that fucking cartoon with the bells! The bells! You fucking weirdo.
So, how about a shag, then?