All comics by kricket

Profile

 

by kricket
2-22-07
I will take over the world with my evil red robotness!!
I will help because I am Angry Bacon!!
Holy crap! I didn't know bacon could be evil.
I suppose...that would be odd.
I didn't know robots could talk too.
I have a little man inside of me.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a street.
This is a wall.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Grey
Grey. It's everywhere. The few mindless outlets of color mean nothing with the weight of the dull, grey world.
Bomb
I fell off a man. The whistle of the bomb before it hit the ground turned him deaf. He held up my brother to his ear, just before I was blown off.
Murder
Murder. Did I do it? Did I take a life. I am capable enough as a human being to take the life of another human being. There is no other reason other than that.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
E-Seriousness
I'm right about whatever the hell we are arguing about!
No, I'm right about whatever the hell we are talking about! You also are ugly!
E-Seriousness I
I'm right about whatever the hell we are arguing about! You are uglier than a butt hole!
No, I'm right about whatever the hell we are talking about! I called your mother ugly, but I got a bag!
E-Seriousness II
I'm right about whatever the hell we are arguing about! You're not cool!
No, I'm right about whatever the hell we are talking about! You also are ugly! And does it look like we are holding hands?

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a highway.
This is a copy room.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a The Matrix.
This is a hallway.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a fence.
This is a rock.

 

I'm gonna jack your thread!
Hello...yeah, jack.
by kricket, 2-22-07

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Hello, I'd like to make a call.
Ring, Ring!
What the...
Hello...now you die.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a flag.
It's too similar...
This is a farm.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Peace and free love.
Peace and free love.
Peace and free love.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a beach.
This is a war.

 

by kricket
2-22-07
Hello, I'm a little person.
You're a damn midget.
DO NOT USE THE M WORD!!
Midget.
You can go to hell.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a water cooler.
This is a temple.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
Marriage
I got the bill for the cable today...
Do I feel crumbs?
It's over a hundred dollars...
I do feel crumbs!
That dried spunk.
Oh.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
So I was like, "There is no way I'm going to wear gym shorts for gym...
Just do it now, she's so annoying.
And then this guy came up to me and was like, "Hey."
Why did I ever have children?
Don't have kids
And that was my day. How about you dad...why are you wearing a bunny suit?
Dammit!

 

by kricket
2-23-07
I pledge allegiance to this flag even though I don't know what it stands for. It taunts me with its colors, symbolizing truly nothing.
So sweet. The silence. It strikes out against my ear drums, assualting my brain. It's deafening. Even to the butterflys.
I'm home. To meet my wife and children. Their names I barely remember. Have I been gone long? I don't remember.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
Hello, anyone home?
Oh, it was open.
That's strange. I don't remember a giant chicken following me.
I'm a rooster.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
How Jesus rules
I rule you. You may go free.
How mods rule.
I also rule you. Here is a warning.
How I rule.
I rule you as well. Now you must be punished.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a bedroom.
This is a sale.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
So I broke in to this one house over on the west side...
And the lady was like, "OH MY GOD!" So I punched her.
...
You aren't funny.

 

by kricket
2-23-07
I am coming out of a building.
Booo0o0o- Hey, there is a giant pencil coming out of this building.
How am I supposed to follow?

 

by kricket
2-24-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is a cloud.
This is a basement.

 

by kricket
2-26-07
Where is my booty!? Argh!
I need my booty!
Welcome to djibouti.
grr...

 

by kricket
2-26-07
I want my booty!
There isn't any booty there...
No booty!? Then why are you here?
Shh, not now! Here they come...
Why are you in Djibouti?
Here who, wha?

 

by kricket
2-27-07
OMG THERE'S A FIRE!!1!
Hush.
Since when can fire talk.
I told you to hush.
Now I'm going to burn your house down!
Oh hush you.

 

by kricket
2-28-07
Follow me pink donkey.
This is my life.
This is my nightmare.

 

by kricket
2-28-07
E-Accents
Well, 'ello there sir. How are you this fine evenin'?
I'm alight ya know.
E-Bluntness
The fridge is cold.
That is because it is on.
E-Religion
Follow me, for I am the son of God.
No thanks.

 

by kricket
11-04-07
RWAAAA!!!
...
rwaa!
rwaa what?
OSHI!

 

by kricket
11-04-07
Follow me pink donkey!
This is a resturant.
This is a prison.

Showing page 1.