The Travelations of Gorbalax 9

Author: krikkit

Date: October 27, 2003

by krikkit
10-27-03
Would you mind covering me for a few hours?
Why would I, a superior being who can manipulate time and space with ease, decide to help a lowly Earth creature to flip cow chunks?
Well I'm leaving so you have no choice.
You act as though your sudden departure would some how force me to cover for you. I don't suscribe to your human feelings of guilt!
You heard me! No guilt! I'm going to leave! No guilt! I called the no guilt!