Don't need no sheep to have fun!

Author: kuhlschrank

Date: November 12, 2002

by kuhlschrank
11-12-02
Internet romance...
I'm a hot 17 year old gal with a large cleavage ready to cradle your manhood. I'm wet for you. So... Describe yourself
I spend most of my time ranking my Led Zeppelin CDs. I have a long feminine mullet and I LOVE blowing things (namely my saxophone but I'll try other objects...)
I claim some people I know have sexual relationships with Ms. Tanner to get good marks and accuse others of having crushes on her in order that I may hide my true feelings for her...
Why do you call yourself the "Durantula"?
Um... When do we meet, big boy?