The Sexy Pirate and the Temple

Author: kunislayershujo

Date: November 27, 2005

by kunislayershujo
11-27-05
Hey, man. Do you got a joint?
Why does this always happen to me? *sigh* Just ignore it. It'll go away eventually.
You think you're better than me, don't you? Just because you have a torse and head and stuff. I used to have all that too, I'll have you know.
Why can't I have a pleasant visit to the temple just once? I just want to pray for sex, then leave without incident. Just once.
I was once the arm of a rugby player. You're lucky his body got eaten by bears and squirrels dressed as bears. Seriously though, I could really use some pot. Please?