The simplest solution.

Author: kupopoke

Date: November 5, 2015

by kupopoke
11-05-15
Both of us fit perfectly in this room. You have to draw a coin to decide who's THE BOSS!
You're completely wrong, honey.
5 min passed
We don't need to decide anything because there's nobody but me in THIS room.
...and no any rooms where you are.
AAAAAA!!!!