You Scratch My Back, I’ll Give You My Arm

Author: kwyjibo

Date: August 28, 2003

by kwyjibo
8-28-03
So you’re saying you don’t want to hang out with me?
I really don’t feel comfortable being around you.
Is it because I carry my arm around?
Well, it’s more than just that.
Fine, I’ll go hang out with the mutant bugs, but I don’t want to hear it when you need a backscratcher.
Ewww.