The Explanation

Author: kwyjibo

Date: September 19, 2003

by kwyjibo
9-19-03
I’m surprised you haven’t asked why I look like a paperclip.
You seem to enjoy talking so I figured you’d eventually blab on and on about it.
You’re in luck. I do enjoy talking.
I’m a good judge of people.
It's actually the other way around. It’s the paperclips that look like me.
I’ve never met any four-foot, flying, talking paperclips.