But I want to be a pirate

Author: kwyjibo

Date: October 5, 2002

by kwyjibo
10-05-02
...and that's it for the tour. What do you think?
Tis a fine home. Thar be ample yard space ta burry me treasure.
So you're really a pirate?
No, I just like to dress up and talk funny.
I think you better leave then ya scurvy dog.
Yarr.