Spam on legs

Author: kwyjibo

Date: October 13, 2002

by kwyjibo
10-13-02
Did you know there is a robot thing wandering through our house?
Of course, it's one of my inventions.
What does it do?
It repeats corporate slogans to everyone it meets. It's how I've made all my money.
Keep that thing away from me.
I hope this one doesn't spontaneously combust like the last version.