Maybe if there were more benches

Author: kwyjibo

Date: October 24, 2002

by kwyjibo
10-24-02
Ok, so I wasn't able to raise an army to conquer the park. I still hate you though.
Why are you sitting here then?
I'm also very hungry and I'm hoping you'll eventually break down and give me some nuts.
But I've already told you I'm not giving you anything. Why not bother someone else?
Look around. There's no one else in the park besides you.
Huh, I never noticed that before.