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by kylie
2-07-03
Thats a clown n thats me...
HEY KDTHS!
hey kids this...
Thats me...and thats a crack whore
this is some kinda bad comic, isnt it?
Heeeey little girl wanna buy some crack?
wtf where did she come from?
what the fuck??? get outta my comic whore!!!
HI! HI! HI! HI!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
You know im a great artist blah blah....im trying to impress you....blah blah blaj
whata homo...maybe if had some special power....
yeah i wrote a bahhhh......
mwhahahaha
dude who is that kid im serious?!?!
HIIIIIIII!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Drugs Are Bad
hey how about no....
HEY TRY ME!!!
wow this is kinda cool...being in the sky n all wooO!
thats what you get when you get high!
Who teh hell is that?!?! oh yeah and drugs are bad..dont do em
whoooa im not high...
yes you are...

 

by kylie
2-07-03
iono who that is...
Hey Ky
heeeey...you! wait you are???
its me michael
oh yeah well in that case.....
MWHAHAHA I AM EVI:!!
HEY!! YOU SUCK TURN ME BACK!
dont mess with the kyyyy!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
iono who that is...
Hey Ky
heeeey...you! wait you are???
its me michael
oh yeah well in that case.....
MWHAHAHA I AM EVIL!!
HEY!! YOU SUCK TURN ME BACK!
dont mess with the kyyyy!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
uhhh
Are we jewish?
no i dont think we are
Oh ok.... well leah says so
RAR! IMMA ROBOT!!!!
lame ass comic
WHat the heck all my comics suck ass
WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WOOOORLD!!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Squirrely Communication
i wonder if this squirrel can talk to me...i mean candance does it...why cant i?
Cheeep Cheeeep..*making squierrel noises*
Hey Squirrel!
You know...you got a lot of balls talking to me...im a rabid squirrels who likes nuts!
ahaha sounds alot like my friend Tim lol he likes nuts ahahaha
mmm'hmmm yeah wutevah hoe

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Hey tim!
hey ky...
what the hells up your ass?
i like pie!
i liek you better doing my homework :D
hey! why did you turn me into a computer!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
iono im bored
Hey leah
Hey Ky..fuck off lol
...still.....................
isnt she nice?
MWHAHAHAH
and finally...boredum..hits rock bottom
i like you like this...but i cant tell the difference
HEY WHORE!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Jer?!?!?!
uhm who are you
ARGH! im jer ninja pirate!!
oh hi jer..what the hell are you doing in my comic?
looking for gold and treasure AYE!
Jer= crazy
uhm...Nurse please contain the patient!
arrggg

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Dinosaur laaaaand!
I love Dinosaurs!!! raaH!
Hi immma dinosaur! come meet my friends!!!!
Triceratops!
uhmmm yeah i guess
Heeeey duuuude wanna get lit...
never get high...
whoooa what happened
hi! you smoke to much pot!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
AHAHA
hey take yer mask off
No its me..dustin..I cant meet you...!!! cos uhh....i have to go ride some dirtbikes...n stuff...n stuff..n i cant think of any other excuses
weirdos......
please take of your mask....im asking you nicely or bad things will happen
yeah sure wutevah hoe
lmao wtf im sooo dman bored shiiiit
silly dustin....i turned you in to a BEAR!mwhahahaha
NOOOOO!!!! tumbling munkies!!! NOOOOO!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
wow...i always wanted to be uner the sea........hey what the hell is?!?
hey kid wanna buy some crack?
nah man..justine sed crack is wack....
Fine............bitch.
hi justine
DONT DO CRACK! CRACK BE WACK!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
One of my weirdo dreams...
Help......meee
why hello jesus
........
no....
mmm i dunno you gonna make me some kinda weirded out disiciple
I have gay dreams....
God Be with you
wtf tim where did you come from?!?!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Churchies....
ohhh shit
Hello Kylie you need some prayer in your life
.........
mmm yer right i dont
no i said you NEED prayer
Tim sucks
well in that case....TIM!!! WTF GET OUT!!!
no whore lol

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Tim= stupid
Hey Bitch like my new Costume?
lmao tim...whats the difference between you n the costume?
......................
NO...what?
NOTHING! ahahahaha
..........the........................END
Wutevah im cool sht yer hole wang chung.........bitch
if you say so...bye

 

by kylie
2-07-03
No Josh.... :(
I wish josh was here :(
.......josh?
i thought you were tim...
I......AM.......JOSH!
oh ok....i get it now....
uhm no...im josh...tim is that other dude in the other comic...the skeltington....

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Hi Josh.....
Hey ky...
wanna go make out or something?
Yeah sure ok...
o0o0o0o this is great
ohhh yeah its great

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Crazy people are cool
Hi Crazy person
im going to chop some kid into pieces..YEEEEEES!! I AM CRAZY!!!!
crazy people suck balls
uhm no...but how bout you suck some bwalls ok?
can i kill you
crazy people love ky
yeah i get that alot HEHE..but anyways no....
but i love you

 

by kylie
2-07-03
life sucks....
ahh that hurt a little but it felt good
huh?
he doesnt know that it says pot is bad....

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Hello me
Hey me, whats up? you know pot is bad...
mmm yeah why?
just checking
YOU AGAIN?!?!?!?! OK BITCH NEXT COMIC...YOUR GOING DOWN!!!!!
pot is baaaad

 

by kylie
2-07-03
OK LETS GO YOU N ME!!!
but but pot is bad for j00 me helps you think clearly
oh ok...well in that case
yes in dat case...
mwhahahaha burn bitch... hey watch it thats my hair! lol oh shit better put that out..only i can prevent forest fires
ahhhhhhh!!!! weeeeed is beeeeh

 

by kylie
2-07-03
lalala *walking along* doot te doo
You again? now what did you do? rob a bank?
no i killed someone
ahahaha doubtful, very doubtful.....just like you sed...about the dru...
hey shut up will ya...hey if the cops ask...i was here since 4o'clock...

 

by kylie
2-07-03
hey whore wtf are you doing....who are you
im steven...i suck dick cos its good
ohh in that case....hey maybe later can i sufficate you?
yeah sure but first i have to like suck some penis ok?
ahahah too later yer dead mwhahaha BUUUUUURN!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
hey whore wtf are you doing....who are you
im steven...i suck dick cos its good
ohh in that case....hey maybe later can i sufficate you?
yeah sure but first i have to like suck some penis ok?
ahahah too later yer dead mwhahaha BUUUUUURN!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
hey ugly..
shut up ky...or il eat you cos im godzila
lmao ok......bitch hey me n ashley are going to kick yer ass...
wutevah... jealous? cos im unrealisticly tall and ugly and have smaller boobs than a point of a pen...
i like fire :)
I DOOOOOONT!!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
DAD?!?
YES THIS IS YOUR FATHER...WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???? NO CALL NO EMAIL NO NOTHING AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET.....BLAH BLAH BLAH...
talk about your all time sucky days....
BLAH BLAH ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?!
huh? what oh yeah POOF!...i like you better already daddy
AHHHHH!!!! I SUCK BWALLS AHHH!! BEHHH

 

by kylie
2-07-03
hehe tami
hi tami
hey ky...why do i look like you?!
mwhahaha tami
cos were both purdy and i cant find a person who looks like you
ohh alright YAY! im so beautiful....:) im gonna go make out with brent ok?
ahhh tami sucks
pfft! lol fiiine ok...when i find someone looks like you il put it up here
ALLLLRIIIIGHT SIYA! *muah kissy faces with brent n stuff*

 

by kylie
2-07-03
ahhH! hey kidths...im pimple dick steven!!! i love the cock!!!
yeah and yer a homo...hehe
yes this sis true.....cos i just cant get enough of the penis...but you almost make me wanna go straight
oh isnt that nice...well sorry i dont date chicks AHAHAHA
my boyfriend is cuter anyways hehe oh and you suck...
AHHH!!!! suck to be me AHHHH!!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
i wish i could fly!!!
yeah me too
hey this is purdy sweet
ALL THANKS TO ME AGAIN!!!
yeah man thanks...WHOOOOOOO!
no problem....

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Hey amy lets kick it
oh k lets go dancing
uhhhm no...lets go to a heavy metal concert!!!!
yeah that would be cool...only if it wasnt all metal!!!hehe just kidding
thats not cool amy....we will continue this in the next comic
oh alright....

 

by kylie
2-07-03
lets play kingdom hearts!
ohhh alright...but why are we in the mountains? are you "trippin"
no way sthilly goose...where in the video game!!!!
oh shit....watch out fer the cwazy sweeper bunnies
uhm.....ky...there arent any...
oh ok....ahaha

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Hi! dont do weed
Yeah hi dont do weed!
weed= baaaad
yeah punch you in the face badd
yeah wanna get high?
yeah sure....

 

by kylie
2-07-03
ewww its laura! blah wild wacky action slut number 2!! AHHH!
RAAAH!! IMMA BIG DYKE WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ADAM!!!! RAAH!!
uhm...whore?
RAAAAH ALL I DO IS TALK SHIT ABOUT JESS AND OTHER PEOPLE AND THINK ABOUT SLEEPING WITH ADAM RAAAAAH!!!
shut up bitch...mwhahaha

 

by kylie
2-07-03
hey jess
hey cool kid??? whats up
nothing much....stopped the evil people made laura disappear
RAAAH! IM BACK!!!!
ohh great...welll...POOF !mwhahah there we gooo
AHHHHHH!!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
hey mister poo pants
hey im steven i like bwalls and penis how about you
yeah i do...well if i didnt i would be considered gay so yeah...
wow! we have something in common
yeah but heres something we dont! BYE!!!
hey whatcha you doing AHHHH!!!!!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
man snack packs are the shiet
yeah they are purdy awesome ky
i know huh i want one..you got any dustin?
yeah...
you gonna share?
no....lol

 

by kylie
2-07-03
FIIINE! i can get my own snack packs!
lol yeah ok....
hmmm...i wonder....where is the snack pack puddings
hmmmmm
PLEASE SHARE YOUR FUCKING SNACK PACKS! or i wll be forced to either call you truffles or turd you into fire...your choice...
uhhhh....go to the next comic strip to see if il share

 

by kylie
2-07-03
WELL???
hmmm no...im not going to
NOT COOL! now...you will pay truffles!
AHHH!!!
MWHAHAHA!!!!
ah this sucks....

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Long days work....now ky wants to hop on the computer
Ahh computer
hehe thats what she thinks...
Out In the kitchen lays the terrible fate of kylie and the computer....
hehe COMPUTER YEEEAH!
Kylie!!!!! get out here and do the dishes...dish slave!!!
My mom sucks some times
Ahhh fuck man why do i always have to do dishes
cos i fucking sed so thats why......bitch

 

by kylie
2-07-03
My cousin the stoner
you are a stoner ok...
dont call me that im yer cousin!
....trying to argue with me
yeah ok whatever stoner...
just cos i prefer to live at home n do drugs and im 20 doesnt make me a stoner
whata dumbass
lmao yes it does...now go away before i tell yer auntie anne on you!
uhm....ok! bye

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Jess is here
you smell
oh yes me know
Jess And Ky talking
oh ok just making sure you knew
hey lets go beat laura's ass
a desicion is made
uhm ok jess
YEEEEEEEAH!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
hehe tami= do the dishes now
hehe i love brent haha
TAMI!
What?
Dumpte dumpte dabadumbitydump get along little slave
NOOOOOO!!!! noooo dishes

 

by kylie
2-07-03
Leah is hungry
hey leah
corndogs....
Does ky have conrdogs
got any corndogs ky?
yeah but you cant have any cos yer fat now go away!
Leah gets her doggie!
thats not cool
i know...ok you can have one tons of fun

 

by kylie
2-07-03
why hello fattie, back fer another corniedog?
yes acutally i am
oh well im fresh out....
CORNDOGS!!!
mmm riiiiight.....fattie
ok well then instead I'll drink a Capri Sun...and eat nacho cheese dor-ee-toes!

 

by kylie
2-07-03
ohh woa is mee...let it end LET IT END!!
pot= no good
with these hammer n nails i will show my true pain!
pot makes you think baaaad
hey, can you get the hell outta here im trying to prove a point here.....
wutevah me just try to help....crazy stick of drugs

 

by kylie
2-07-03
uhm... no
would you likr to try some crack?
cos crack is wack didnt you hear justine...man your retarded
WHY NOT?
bye...
no one hear...i smoke da weed...

 

by kylie
2-07-03
im a bobby!
im just a donkey
yeah imma get someone high!
shoes untied.....
hello imma a bobby!
I dont think you have permission to dress like that around here....im writing you a ticket!...bitch

 

by kylie
2-07-03
HIIIII KIIIIDS!
Hello I'm a Bobby and im going to put you in jail ha ha ha! ooo what fun!
I dont think you havepermission to wear clothes horsey ol' boy...im putting you in jail ha ha ha!
YEEEEEE UHHHHHHHH
Fucking bobbies man...
what?

 

by kylie
2-07-03
A gay cowboy walks in the bar
Howdy!
look! its a gay cowboy
The homoerotic Cowboy looks fer his horse.....
Wheres my horse?!
RIGHT HEEEEREEEE....we going fer a riiiidey!?!?!
And off went the homosexual cowboy n his poor, poor horse...the end
what the hell you looking at? go eat some pudding or something....or screw your horse...
why thank ya ma'am..thats just what i'll do

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