My tapeworm tells me what to do.

Author: kyzermckinn

Date: July 1, 2003

by kyzermckinn
7-01-03
Do you think I could kill my tapeworm with drugs?
Wha... pardon?
Like, I know that a tapeworm eats what you consume, so if I wanted to kill my tapeworm, I could just eat a bunch of pills and shit, right?
Dude, I don't want to know about your tapeworm, seriously.
Actually, I just wanted an excuse to eat a bunch of pills.