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by l337ness
4-26-04
Then he saw a squirell.
Squeak.
Oh my god a squirell.
Just then...It happened!
I wonder if I should touch it.
Squea....RRRR
It was actually an insane robot!
Ahhhh!
RRRR..BLEEP..MUST, DESTROY!

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
The robot thought he was l337.
I AM A ROBOT, I WILL EAT YOU
haha, no you won't.
But he was wrong.
What makes you so sure?
Fine, here, I'll tell you.
Owned.
Robots don't have stomachs.
NOOOOO!

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
What did he get her? Maybe she'd never know.
Happy Birthday!
Wheres my present?
Maybe she was wrong.
Your present is, I won't whup you no more.
Yay, Im so happy!
Owned.
And I won't whup ye' no less either.
*dramatic voice* NOOOOOO!

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
He dosent seem to scared.
ccrcckkk
eek, a bug.
What is happening?
I think I just may squish it.
no, i am not a bug, please see my true form.
Also owned.
Ookay, this is my true form.
Some prince charming you are.. *calls bush*

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
Mmmk.
Imma chicken on a stool
Amusing.
And now, I am not on a stool.
What a lamer.
And now, my friends, I have a bag.

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
Goat, on stool, with evil owl.
bahhrg.
I will make a fortune with this talking goat. Mwahahaha.
Meanwhile, in the woods, not too far away.
Have you heard about the talking goat yet?
Lyk OMG GIRLFRIEND, ARE YOU FO RIZZAL?
So the lamer went to see it.
BAHRG!
Fo' Shizzal.

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
One day...
Whasshup ma home dawg?
Who're you?
Who is he?!?!!?
Don't ya'll homies regognise mee?
Erm, no.
haha.
Im fitty spent.
Oh the inhumanity.

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
Not a man to mess with.
Hows is ma record doin' dawg?
Its doing pretty good Mr. Spent.
uh-oh.
PRETTY GOOD?!? THATS NOT WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!!!
Your record sales have gone down drasticlly after every found out you were a poser.
Not a man to mess with.
tis' waht you geet fool.
Blub.

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
What has fitty gotten himself into this time?
And one, and two, and three and four.
yo' whaddup g? wanna be in ma VID-EE-O?
Oh poor, nieve fitty.
Me? In your lame poser videos? You wish.
Not one for asking, maybe if I compliment her...
i guess them the breaks.
you a hottie.
--**WHAM!**--

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
This will be a lame comic
a dun dere, come to wish ye' a happy birthday.
How do I know you won't eat me.
This will just get lamer.
a duh a duh you don't bub.
Then Im leaving.
Happy Bithday Lois, from a lamer.
aight okie bubbie.
Weirdo.

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
This can only get worse.
Yo' dee onlee one a' can find to be in a vid-ee-oo. Lemmeh see whatchu got.
duh, okie bubbie, heree go.
*puts on earmuffs*
yo bubbie, my name is rube, i can learn to rap bubbie, tap tap..
By golly ma homie, hes better than I thought, yo.
The poser gave up on the guy!
..on the door bubbie, its ma bub bubbie with ma tractor...
okay homie, i'll get back to you...not...*runs off*

 

by l337ness
4-26-04
And so the phone rings...
YOU LIKE STOLE MY BUBBIE GUY!
Big deal?
BIG DEAL.
Hes mine, and you stole him, and he was in my comic. And then you used him!
Meh.
Fin.
NOW IM GOING TO SEW YOU!
No one really cares, now if you excuse me, Im going to bed.

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
Awww, what a moment.
Hai.
Squeak.
...
Sqeak.
Thats not very nice.
...
Payback.
Squeak.

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
Inquisitive young girl.
Howdayya do thatt. *snort*
Quite Simple, Really.
What an explanation.
Oookay, howdoya do it then?
My name...
Don't ask.
My name, is dogonaball. Therefore I am a dog on a ball.
I wonder how he talks

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
Open Mic night at the local pub, lets see who gets the best rating.
Whaddup G's? Ma name is fitty spent, Imma gunna rap fo' you.
Boo! You suck!
What's he saying?
Squeak, Squeak , Squeak Squeakums.
Hahahah!
Thats original.
You sir, were the only one laughing at The Squirells so called "jokes", You do know he dosent speak english?
What're you talking about, they made sense to me.

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
Pointless Frame One.
IM A NEENJA, FEAR MY L337 SKILLZ.
Bahrg.
Pointless Frame Two.
I COULD TAKE YOU DOWN WITH MY PINKIE! DON'T TEMPT ME!
BAHRG!!!
Pointless Frame Three.
You didn't have to eat me :(
MehBahrg.

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
One day...
Quack.
Your pretty, wanna date?
Argh.
Quackums.
How about tomorrow?
That was...weird.
QuackORZ!
Okay, see you then, *walks off*

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
Oh great, another one.
Yo G, A' herd you want peeps fo' yo' video.
Yeahhh homie, but do ya'll have what it takes.
You'll never find out who I am.
*looks up* Who sed dat?
Yeah dawg, i wonda who that disembodied voice izzal?
*runs away*
Maybe if we start rapping, he'll go away.
Aight G, lets start.

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
This is good.
Quack...
Im sorry I got you *hic* in jail *hic*, Im not very *hic* good at dating.
What did that duck say?!
quacker.
WHATDID YOU SAY?!? I TOLD YOU IMMA SORRY!
haha
Quackum QUACK QUACKER.
You mean.

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
This should be interesting.
My names Brandon, laa tee dee tee doo.
Cool?
Can't touch this.
Will you be my homie?
Hmmmm.....No.
Nar nee nar nee nar.
I will make a mean comic about you.
Not listening.

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
Awww.
Sorry I made a mean comic about you dude.
No offence taken. But why am I a dog.
WARNING: CORNY PUNCH LINE AHEAD
You'll find out in the next frame.
Erm... Ok.
I warned you.
Whaddup DAWG?
Ahhhhhh!

 

by l337ness
4-27-04
Channel 3.
This just in, I ate some bad cheese, and it has seemed to have some effect on the moon. Over to you Mick.
On the moon.
*stink* I AM THE STINKNESS *stink*
It seems to be a large gas bubble making threats.
Eek.
Thank you Mick, we'll be sure to stay tuned.
I am the stink, and I am hiding behind this sign.

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