It's the End of the Wooorrrlllld! by ladydorkness8-28-05 The end of the world, duh! WTF, God. What's going on? Why am I still here? Why am I not saved? I'm a Catholic for Christ's sake! ...
Kill the Human Race? No, Just Fast Food Them to Death! by ladydorkness8-28-05 Yeah, what d'ya want? Lemme seeee here... Would you like me to deep fry the buns and bag too? I would like three triple cheeseburgers, four large fries, and two diet Cokes. Oh hell. Can you really do that?
Getting Lucky by ladydorkness9-01-05 Hey, baby you're looking mighty fine. What say we go back to my place and talk awhile? Jerk! Hey, baby, you're looking mighty fine. What say we go back to my place and talk for awhile? Not if you were the last guy on Earth! Three minutes later... Well how about it? ...
Girlfriends and Video Games by ladydorkness9-05-05 I'm tired of leaving this house unsatisfied, Kevin. I want you to stop playing those video games for once! Sorry, what was that?