and it's still funny!

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: May 9, 2001

by ladyjdotnet
5-09-01
If you tell me a little bit more about your long lost son, perhaps I can help reunite you with him.
Well, he was the son of a carpenter, and very sweet and good, and he had holes in his hands.
Father?!?!
Pinocchio?!?!