FTC #17 - The Great Salsa Riot

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: January 8, 2004

by ladyjdotnet
1-08-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
Some stereotypical cowboy types started screaming about substandard salsa, and one thing led to another.
There you have it. I'll be back with commentary from a local rotor turbine engineer in just a moment.