Stop me if you've heard this two...

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: January 24, 2004

by ladyjdotnet
1-24-04
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of 'is pantaloons...
...the bartender looked at him and asked him if'n he was aware he had a steering wheel in 'is trousers...
to which the pirate replied... "ARRRR, it's driving me nuts!"