Toothgnip's Believe It or Bite Me! - The Netgeek Edition

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: October 9, 2001

by ladyjdotnet
10-09-01
Somewhere in New Mexico, there is a person who hangs out in chat rooms having cyber sex who actually IS an attractive female!
I need to get one of those new force-feedback joysticks...
9 out of 10 wanna-be geeks will use a computer term as a euphemism at least four times a day!
Dude. That's gross.
What? Oh, I'm just defragmenting. Nope, no bad sectors here!
Keyboard covers are not adequate protection against computer viruses!
I just uploaded my file to your mom.