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| You've finally finished! So, what's this novel about? | |
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| It's about an editor with eidetic memory who keeps writers from wasting time. He listens to and rates the uniqueness of their story ideas before they even begin work! | |
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| We published that story on April 20, 2005. It was a Wednesday. | |
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| Wait, someone already used my idea?! | |
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| No, we published it when you brought it to us on April 20, 2005, at 12:17pm. You were wearing green socks. | |
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| I see. How about a story where a writer with a crappy memory commits suicide with her insane publisher's stapler? | |
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