Samaritanic

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: September 23, 2007

by ladyjdotnet
9-23-07
After taking that CPR course, I'm so completely ready to save a life!
You took the class, too? That's awesome!
It's so positive and empowering, and shows you to be a real humanitarian.
Yeah, whatever. I'm going to go to the park and wait for an old lady to drop so I can be a hero.
Don't bother. They've all started pinning their Do Not Resuscitate orders to their chests since I took the class last month.