another groovy mystery solved!

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: October 28, 2001

by ladyjdotnet
10-28-01
Jinkies! Now we know that it was really the First Lady of Afghanistan behind the attacks on the U.S.! Looks like this case is closed!
Not so fast! Let's find out who's under that burqa!
Zoinks! It's like, Jacques Cousteau!
Rocque Cousteau?!
That's right! Jacques Cousteau! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Um, gang... isn't Jacques Cousteau dead? I really think this is probably just some weirdo who enjoys dressing in a burqa.