Truth is sadder than fiction - Part III

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: December 3, 2001

by ladyjdotnet
12-03-01
I ate my sandwich. He ate complementary bread.
She's purty.
He's shorter and fatter than he looks in his pictures.
We silently evaluated one another.
She has big booblies.
He must have a cat. There's hair all over his sweater.
We made... discoveries.
Her booblies jiggle when she chews.
Oh good Lord. That's not cat hair! It's GROWING through the sweater!