No fumar

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: April 18, 2010

by ladyjdotnet
4-18-10
I tell ya, Lenny... there are definitely a couple of things I miss about being a smoker.
What's that?
Well, for one thing, there's the gossip. I never hear anything any more- at least until everyone else has heard it.
That's true. Smokers do always seem to be more in-the-know.
...and for some reason, a twice-daily excursion outdoors is way more acceptable when called a 'smoke break' rather than a 'fart break.'