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| I am a destructobot that gathers energy from the unnecessarily high-pitched noises that children make when they're playing outside. | |
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| I live under the salad bar and gobble up children who run around unsupervised at restaurants. | |
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| I swear to Jesus that if that kid doesn't stop galloping through the halls, I'm going to string fishing line across the hallway at his neck level. | |
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