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| Did you see how fat Aunt Jenny looked in those pants? | |
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| If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. | |
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| Mom, now that I'm going to be a mother too, you can let me in on the truth. I know you can be critical as long as you veil the criticism as a compliment. | |
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| You're right, dear. Motherhood entitles you to that information... and pregnancy is certainly agreeing with you... | |
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| You hardly look like a lesbian at all, these days. | |
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