Too much internet in my porn

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: June 26, 2010

by ladyjdotnet
6-26-10
Damn it! Not another one! This guy is everywhere.
What's wrong?
I'm trying to register a domain with the new .xxx suffix to start my porn site, but some joker keeps buying up all the names and setting up off-topic sites as a joke.
Let me drive for a minute. I bet I can come up with a few that he hasn't thought of yet.
Wow, he's good. Vacuumhumping.xxx and wafflefetish.xxx both resolve to a website with facts about Captain Jean Luc Picard.
Yeah, and to get in, you have to click a link that says "I certify that I own at least one full set of polyhedron dice."