And that's how she ended up with a chia pet

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: July 13, 2010

by ladyjdotnet
7-13-10
Why is our daughter crying?
She's in mourning. We just had a funeral for Nemo.
Ah, I see. So I guess I'll be buying another goldfish tomorrow?
Well, she really wants a puppy.
Puppies are a lot harder to flush down the toilet when they die.
Yes, but it's impossible to convince a child that a goldfish has "gone to live on a farm where he has lots of room to romp around."