fiche-ing for compliments

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: January 4, 2002

by ladyjdotnet
1-04-02
Having successfully infiltrated the Soviet headquarters to steal the enemy's plans for The Wheel, Mata Hari swallows the microfiche for safe retrieval later, back in the states.
They'll never find the plans in here! Blarg! I'm choking! Help me, you fools!
Her carefully assembled espionage team does their best to help.
Try raising your arms above your head.
Wash it down with this glass of beer!!
Did I say carefully assembled?
No, you heathen. You're supposed to serve white wine with micro*fiche*.
Well, what if it's a *micro*brew?