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| Professor, can you tell me where the library's at? | |
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| The library is two doors to your left. If you would spend some time there, you might learn that a sentence should not end in a preposition. | |
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| My roommate committed suicide, so you have to give me an A. | |
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| That is a common misconception. In truth, you may apply to have the semester erased, but you will not receive an automatic A. | |
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| You're not a professor at all! You're that Mr. Pedantic guy! | |
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| That would be DOCTOR Ped-D'oh! | |
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