Sommelier Pirates

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: April 12, 2011

by ladyjdotnet
4-12-11
I can't play for a little while yet. I have to finish up this report about piracy in Somalia.
In Somalia? Pirates? Ohhhh, that makes so much more sense now!
What do you mean? Haven't you ever heard of Somali Pirates before?
I guess I misheard the term. I imagined something else entirely.
If yer gonna impress yer wench and order the ceviche, you'll be wantin' to wash it down with a crisp, dry sparkling wine, like a Spanish Cava.
Yarr, if it be lamb yer havin', may I suggest the Chateauneuf-du-Pape?