This is my life, part 2

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: September 7, 2002

by ladyjdotnet
9-07-02
New York City. Beth Israel Hospital. 1974.
I was born.
Those cute candystripers sure did think me a stud, carrying that baby around.
Why do you have beer in a hospital? Wait a second, what the hell did you do with the baby?
That was my first mistake.
Is this how it's going to be from now on? "Where's the BABY, Andy?" Jesus Christ, woman. All you do is nag.
Thank you, nurse. I'm sure my husband didn't intentionally leave her in the cafeteria.